# Fart Ranker

> Got gas? Get it ranked! Fart Ranker is a humor and wellness site: fart facts and gut-health articles, a fart calculator, tracker, jokes, a fart farm game, and the FartMan story universe.

Every page is also available as Markdown (links below). The full text of everything is in https://fartranker.com/llms-full.txt.

## Articles

- [Fart Resonance: Can Ancient Harmonics Cure Your Toxic Toots?](https://fartranker.com/fart-resonance-can-ancient-harmonics-cure-your-toxic-toots/index.md)
- [Fart Frequency and Fortune: Can Your Toots Predict Your Financial Future?](https://fartranker.com/fart-frequency-and-fortune-can-your-toots-predict-your-financial-future/index.md)
- [Fart Telepathy: Can You Really Sense a Toot Before It Happens?](https://fartranker.com/fart-telepathy-can-you-really-sense-a-toot-before-it-happens/index.md)
- [The Forgotten Art of Fart Meditation: Can Mindfulness Tame the Toot?](https://fartranker.com/the-forgotten-art-of-fart-meditation-can-mindfulness-tame-the-toot/index.md)
- [Ancient Roman Fart Etiquette: What Would Caesar Do?](https://fartranker.com/ancient-roman-fart-etiquette-caesar/index.md)
- [Gym Fart Confessions: Every Lifter's Secret Shame](https://fartranker.com/gym-fart-confessions-every-lifters-secret-shame/index.md)
- [SBD Hall of Fame: The Most Legendary Silent Farts in History](https://fartranker.com/sbd-hall-of-fame-legendary-silent-farts/index.md)
- [Why Does Holding In Farts Make Them Worse? The Pressure Science Explained](https://fartranker.com/why-holding-farts-makes-them-worse/index.md)
- [Why Do Some People's Farts Smell Worse Than Others? The Genetic Science](https://fartranker.com/why-do-some-peoples-farts-smell-worse-than-others-the-genetic-science/index.md)
- [Hidden Fart Calculator Features You're Not Using](https://fartranker.com/hidden-fart-calculator-features/index.md)
- [Why Do Farts Smell Worse in the Shower? Bathroom Science Explained](https://fartranker.com/why-do-farts-smell-worse-in-shower/index.md)
- [The Whoopee Cushion: A History of Fake Flatulence](https://fartranker.com/whoopee-cushion-history-fake-flatulence/index.md)
- [Love Stinks: The Funniest Couple Fart Stories](https://fartranker.com/love-stinks-the-funniest-couple-fart-stories/index.md)
- [Do You Have 'Banana Poop'? Here's What It Means For Your Health](https://fartranker.com/do-you-have-banana-poop-heres-what-it-means-for-your-health/index.md)
- [Fart Calculator vs Reality: How Accurate Is Your Profile?](https://fartranker.com/fart-calculator-vs-reality/index.md)
- [Valentine's Day SBD Survival Guide: Silent But Deadly Romance](https://fartranker.com/valentines-day-sbd-survival-guide-silent-but-deadly-romance/index.md)
- [Why Does My Partner's Farts Smell Worse? The Science of Familiarity](https://fartranker.com/why-partner-farts-smell-worse-science-familiarity/index.md)
- [Why Do Some Farts Clear Rooms? The Chemistry of Deadly Gas](https://fartranker.com/why-do-some-farts-clear-rooms-the-chemistry-of-deadly-gas/index.md)
- [Weekly Wind Report: Community Highlights (Feb 3-9, 2026)](https://fartranker.com/weekly-wind-report-feb-3-9-2026/index.md)
- [The Medieval Fart Tax: When Governments Tried to Regulate Gas](https://fartranker.com/the-medieval-fart-tax-when-governments-tried-to-regulate-gas/index.md)
- [10 Types of Farts Ranked by Smell Intensity (A Scientific Guide)](https://fartranker.com/10-types-of-farts-ranked-by-smell-intensity-a-scientific-guide/index.md)
- [Why You Fart More on Airplanes: The High-Altitude Gas Guide](https://fartranker.com/why-you-fart-more-on-airplanes/index.md)
- [Why Are Silent Farts Smellier? The Surprising Science Explained](https://fartranker.com/why-are-silent-farts-smellier/index.md)
- [FartRanker is Back! What's New in 2026](https://fartranker.com/fartranker-is-back-whats-new-in-2026/index.md)
- [How to Build a Fart Profile: The Key to Understanding Your Flatulence](https://fartranker.com/how-to-build-a-fart-profile-the-key-to-understanding-your-flatulence/index.md)
- [The Gas Giant's Guide to Diet: Foods That Fuel the Funniest Farts](https://fartranker.com/the-gas-giants-guide-to-diet-foods-that-fuel-the-funniest-farts/index.md)
- [The History of Fart Humor: From Ancient Times to Modern Memes](https://fartranker.com/the-history-of-fart-humor-from-ancient-times-to-modern-memes/index.md)
- [Farting in Public: How to Handle It Like a Pro (With Humor, of Course)](https://fartranker.com/farting-in-public-how-to-handle-it-like-a-pro-with-humor-of-course-2/index.md)
- [The Health Benefits of Laughing at Farts: Why Humor is Good for Your Gut](https://fartranker.com/the-health-benefits-of-laughing-at-farts-why-humor-is-good-for-your-gut/index.md)
- [Fart Jokes 101: How to Craft the Perfect Fart Joke for Maximum Laughs](https://fartranker.com/fart-jokes-101-how-to-craft-the-perfect-fart-joke-for-maximum-laughs/index.md)
- [Fart-letics: How Different Sports Impact Your Farting Habits](https://fartranker.com/fart-letics-how-different-sports-impact-your-farting-habits/index.md)
- [The Surprising Connection Between Stress and Farting: How Your Mental Health Affects Your Gut](https://fartranker.com/the-surprising-connection-between-stress-and-farting-how-your-mental-health-affects-your-gut/index.md)
- [Farting for Fitness: How Exercise Affects Your Gas](https://fartranker.com/farting-for-fitness-how-exercise-affects-your-gas/index.md)
- [Farting Myths Debunked: Separating Fact from Fiction](https://fartranker.com/farting-myths-debunked-separating-fact-from-fiction/index.md)
- [Fart Science: What Causes Loud Farts and How to Control the Volume](https://fartranker.com/fart-science-what-causes-loud-farts-and-how-to-control-the-volume/index.md)
- [How to Win FartRanker's Monthly Fart Story Contest: Tips from the Top Storytellers](https://fartranker.com/how-to-win-fartrankers-monthly-fart-story-contest-tips-from-the-top-storytellers/index.md)
- [Fart Leaderboards Explained: How to Rank as the Top Farter on FartRanker](https://fartranker.com/fart-leaderboards-explained-how-to-rank-as-the-top-farter-on-fartranker/index.md)
- [Digestive Health and Farting: What Your Farting Habits Reveal About Your Gut](https://fartranker.com/digestive-health-and-farting-what-your-farting-habits-reveal-about-your-gut/index.md)
- [Silent But Deadly: The Science Behind SBDs (Silent But Deadly Farts)](https://fartranker.com/silent-but-deadly-the-science-behind-sbds-silent-but-deadly-farts/index.md)
- [How FartRanker is Using Data to Create the Perfect Fart Profile](https://fartranker.com/how-fartranker-is-using-data-to-create-the-perfect-fart-profile/index.md)
- [The Art of Farting Funny: Laugh-Out-Loud Moments You Can’t Miss](https://fartranker.com/the-art-of-farting-funny-laugh-out-loud-moments-you-cant-miss/index.md)
- [The Funniest Fart Stories Ever Told: User Submissions Edition](https://fartranker.com/the-funniest-fart-stories-ever-told-user-submissions-edition/index.md)
- [Farting 101: How to Embrace Your Gas for Better Digestive Health](https://fartranker.com/farting-101-how-to-embrace-your-gas-for-better-digestive-health/index.md)
- [The History of Fart Jokes: Why Do We Love Them So Much?](https://fartranker.com/the-history-of-fart-jokes-why-do-we-love-them-so-much/index.md)
- [What is the world's record for the longest fart?](https://fartranker.com/what-is-the-worlds-record-for-the-longest-fart/index.md)
- [Top 5 Foods Guaranteed to Make You Fart (And How to Avoid an Embarrassing Situation)](https://fartranker.com/top-5-foods-guaranteed-to-make-you-fart-and-how-to-avoid-an-embarrassing-situation/index.md)
- [The Ultimate Guide to Fart Jokes: 10 Classics That Never Get Old](https://fartranker.com/the-ultimate-guide-to-fart-jokes-10-classics-that-never-get-old/index.md)
- [What Your Farts Say About Your Health: A Humorous Look at Gas and Wellness](https://fartranker.com/what-your-farts-say-about-your-health-a-humorous-look-at-gas-and-wellness/index.md)
- [Grocery Store Catastrophes](https://fartranker.com/grocery-store-catastrophes/index.md)
- [The Gas Drill](https://fartranker.com/the-gas-drill/index.md)

## Pages and tools

- [Adventure Game](https://fartranker.com/adventure-game/index.md)
- [Character Generator](https://fartranker.com/character-generator/index.md)
- [Consulting & Insights](https://fartranker.com/consulting-insights/index.md)
- [Fart Calculator](https://fartranker.com/fart-calculator-wordpress-plugin/index.md)
- [Fart Calculator](https://fartranker.com/fart-calculator/index.md)
- [Fart Farm](https://fartranker.com/fart-farm/index.md)
- [Fart Joke Leaderboard](https://fartranker.com/fart-joke-leaderboard/index.md)
- [Fart Joke of the Day](https://fartranker.com/fart-joke-of-the-day/index.md)
- [Fart Jokes](https://fartranker.com/fart-jokes/index.md)
- [Personal Fart Tracker - Where Fun Meets Insightful Data](https://fartranker.com/fart-report/index.md)
- [Flatulence](https://fartranker.com/flatulence/index.md)
- [Fart Profile](https://fartranker.com/fart-profile/index.md)
- [Gut Health & Wellness](https://fartranker.com/gut-health-wellness/index.md)
- [Shart Codes](https://fartranker.com/shart-codes/index.md)
- [New Feature Ideas](https://fartranker.com/new-feature-ideas/index.md)
- [Submit a Fart Joke](https://fartranker.com/submit-a-fart-joke/index.md)
- [Submit a Fart Brand](https://fartranker.com/submit-a-fart-brand/index.md)
- [Thank You](https://fartranker.com/thank-you/index.md)
- [Talk to FartMan](https://fartranker.com/talk-to-fartman/index.md)
- [Fart Calculator – Turn Flatulence into Fun Analytics! 💨📈](https://fartranker.com/the-fart-calculator/index.md)

## FartMan stories

- [Season 1: The Adventures of FartMan – Intergalactic Edition](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/season-1-the-adventures-of-fartman-intergalactic-edition/index.md)
- [Episode 2: The Great Stink Conspiracy](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-2-the-great-stink-conspiracy/index.md)
- [Episode 3: The League of Pungency Strikes Back](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-3-the-league-of-pungency-strikes-back/index.md)
- [Episode 4: The Rise of the League of Pungency](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-4-the-rise-of-the-league-of-pungency/index.md)
- [Episode 5: The Dark Winds of War](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-5-the-dark-winds-of-war/index.md)
- [Episode 6: The Return of the Gassy Gods](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-6-the-return-of-the-gassy-gods/index.md)
- [Episode 7: The Rise of StenchCo](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-7-the-rise-of-stenchco/index.md)
- [Episode 8: The Fart Wars Begin](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-8-the-fart-wars-begin/index.md)
- [Episode 9: The Revenge of the Stinklords](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-9-the-revenge-of-the-stinklords/index.md)
- [Episode 10: The Final Showdown – Stinkageddon!](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-10-the-final-showdown-stinkageddon/index.md)
- [Alternate Ending 1: The Unexpected Ally](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/alternate-ending-1-the-unexpected-ally/index.md)
- [Alternate Ending 2: The Final Farewell](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/alternate-ending-2-the-final-farewell/index.md)
- [Season 1: MassHole's Malodorous Misadventures](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/massholes-malodorous-misadventures/index.md)
- [Episode 2A: Building the Mass Jet](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-2a-building-the-mass-jet/index.md)
- [Episode 2B: MassHole's Malodorous Media Blitz](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-2b-massholes-malodorous-media-blitz/index.md)
- [Episode 2C: Skidmark's Stinky Spy Mission](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-2c-skidmarks-stinky-spy-mission/index.md)
- [Episode 3: The Fart Felt 'Round the City](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-3-the-fart-felt-round-the-city/index.md)
- [Episode 4: The Winds of Change](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-4-the-winds-of-change/index.md)
- [Episode 5: The Final Toot](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-5-the-final-toot/index.md)
- [Season 1: Episode 6: Season Finale](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/season-1-episode-6-season-finale/index.md)
- [A. An extra-large fart cannon](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/an-extra-large-fart-cannon/index.md)
- [B. Cloaking device for sneaky missions](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/cloaking-device-for-sneaky-missions/index.md)
- [C. An on-board burrito bar for unlimited ammo](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/an-on-board-burrito-bar-for-unlimited-ammo/index.md)
- [A. Commission a giant gold statue of himself](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/commission-a-giant-gold-statue-of-himself/index.md)
- [B. Launch a "MassHole for Mayor" campaign](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/b-launch-a-masshole-for-mayor-campaign/index.md)
- [C. Announce a chili cook-off in Fart Tower's honor](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/c-announce-a-chili-cook-off-in-fart-towers-honor/index.md)
- [A. Accelerate the Mass Jet's construction](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/a-accelerate-the-mass-jets-construction/index.md)
- [B. Leak false intel to throw them off the scent](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/b-leak-false-intel-to-throw-them-off-the-scent/index.md)
- [C. Send a flatulent message to the Mayor's office](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/c-send-a-flatulent-message-to-the-mayors-office/index.md)
- [A. Demand the city surrender to his rule](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/a-demand-the-city-surrender-to-his-rule/index.md)
- [B. Launch a line of MassHole-branded gas masks](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/b-launch-a-line-of-masshole-branded-gas-masks/index.md)
- [C. Organize a "Fart-tastic Fun Run" through the city streets](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/c-organize-a-fart-tastic-fun-run-through-the-city-streets/index.md)
- [A. Host a chili-eating contest and unleash the resulting gas on the city](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/a-host-a-chili-eating-contest-and-unleash-the-resulting-gas-on-the-city/index.md)
- [B. Install giant fans to blow his noxious fumes into every home](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/b-install-giant-fans-to-blow-his-noxious-fumes-into-every-home/index.md)
- [C. Create a army of MassHole clones using his own gas as the secret ingredient](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/c-create-a-army-of-masshole-clones-using-his-own-gas-as-the-secret-ingredient/index.md)
- [B. MassHole is defeated, but pulls a Trump-like manuever and declares bankruptcy on Fart Tower](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/b-masshole-is-defeated-but-pulls-a-trump-like-manuever-and-declares-bankruptcy-on-fart-tower/index.md)
- [Episode 5A: FartMan Triumphs!](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-5a-fartman-triumphs/index.md)
- [Episode 5B: MassHole's Trumpian Retreat](https://fartranker.com/fart-stories/episode-5b-massholes-trumpian-retreat/index.md)