Episode 3: The Fart Felt ‘Round the City

With the Mass Jet nearing completion and his nefarious plans in motion, MassHole decided it was time for a demonstration of his power. He loaded the jet's fart cannon with his most potent batch of burritos and took to the skies above Fartlantic City.

“Attention, citizens of Fartlantic!” MassHole's voice boomed from the jet's loudspeakers. “Behold the awesome might of the MassHole!”

With the press of a button, a massive cloud of putrid gas erupted from the jet, engulfing the city in a thick, green haze. The people below coughed and gagged, their eyes watering from the stench.

How should MassHole follow up this display?

A. Demand the city surrender to his rule
B. Launch a line of MassHole-branded gas masks
C. Organize a “Fart-tastic Fun Run” through the city streets

What do you do next?

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