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Latest Emission Reports

Death Valley

Like wandering death valley early in the morning and coming across a large, dead animal.

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Gas, Gas, Gas!

Loud but no smell. Don't ask questions. Just get away! Run for dear life, and don't forget to report to headquarters.

👍 Upvotes: 1

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Knocking on Deaths Door

The most silent. The most deadly. You can run, but you can't hide. It follows you until...

👍 Upvotes: 1

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High Noon

It sounded like a horse trotting in the street.

👍 Upvotes: 1

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Stinky Burst

This felt like a wet one—like when you're sliding into first, and you feel something burst. Clean up on aisle one!

👍 Upvotes: 1

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Sliding Into First

I felt something burst. It was wet. The smell burned my nose.

👍 Upvotes: 1

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Major Flavor

It is a stinky morning fog soup that will leave a flavor in your mouth if you are unlucky enough to walk past it. Those who were unfortunate enough to walk through were never seen again.

👍 Upvotes: 1

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Dr. Feelgood

Loud, nasty, and woke me from my nap. It sounded like someone was blaring loud music in bedroom.

👍 Upvotes: 1

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