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It is a stinky morning fog soup that will leave a flavor in your mouth if you are unlucky enough to walk past it. Those who were unfortunate enough to walk through were never seen again.
Loud, nasty, and woke me from my nap. It sounded like someone was blaring loud music in bedroom.
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