Jacob had been walking around the grocery store for about 15 minutes, carefully picking out vegetables for the week. He felt a small rumble in his stomach, but he figured it was nothing major. After all, he just needed to grab a few more things and head home.

But as he bent down to pick up a bag of spinach, his stomach suddenly flipped. In a panic, he stood up too quickly, knocking over a pyramid of tomatoes. Everyone turned to look, but Jacob wasn’t focused on the tomatoes—he was focused on not exploding.

He tried to play it cool, picking up the fallen tomatoes, but his body had other plans. Suddenly, without warning, the produce sprinklers kicked on, misting the vegetables—and Jacob’s explosive diarrhea started at the same time.

In the confusion, another customer shouted, “Hey, you’re leaking!”

Jacob, mortified, looked down and realized it wasn’t the produce that was soaked—it was him. He grabbed his bags, muttered an apology, and bolted for the exit before anyone could stop him.