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Split illustration showing expectation vs reality of using the Fart Calculator - left side shows person entering mild data imagining themselves as innocent, right side shows actual reality with horrified people fleeing toxic green gas clouds
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Fart Calculator vs Reality: How Accurate Is Your Profile?

You've filled out the Fart Calculator, but is your profile actually accurate? We analyzed thousands of profiles and found where users are lying to themselves about their daily fart frequency, smell rankings, and diet choices. Time to face the truth.
Posted by Mullet McNasty February 13, 2026
How to Build a Fart Profile: The Key to Understanding Your Flatulence
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How to Build a Fart Profile: The Key to Understanding Your Flatulence

How to Build a Fart Profile: The Key to Understanding Your Flatulence Just like fingerprints, everyone’s farts are unique. The sound, smell, and even duration of your farts can tell…
Posted by MegaSeth November 4, 2024
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